
Respect My Privacy!
It started when a neighbor waved and asked, "Hey, how's it going?"
That's when I knew I needed a moat.
Then I needed a wall, then spikes on the wall, then towers to hold more spikes. The front door now has seven locks, three chains, and a deadbolt that hasn't opened since 2019. The drawbridge is technically down, but only because the sharks get bored without visitors.
Is it a bit much? Maybe. But you know what never happens here anymore? Surprise drop-ins. Small talk. Anyone asking if I "have a quick minute."
Inside, the windows glow warm and the fireplace crackles. Outside, Gary the shark circles, ready to deal with any solicitors.
I'm not antisocial. I just have boundaries. Very pointy, shark-infested boundaries.
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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