Gobble Gobble (Happy Thanksgiving)
Gobble Gobble
It started when someone in the kitchen yelled, "Dinner's almost ready!"
That's when I realized I was dinner.
Now Grandpa Earl is sprinting in a green sweater he swears is "aerodynamic." Dad is waving a fork like a battle flag. Mom has a knife and a smile I don't trust. The littlest cousin brought a fork too, because apparently this is a family tradition.
I've left behind a dust cloud, one tail feather, and most of my dignity. My eyes are the size of dinner plates, which feels appropriate.
Is "gobble gobble" a cry for help? Yes. Is it also an excellent cardio program? Also yes.
Translation for the family: I'm not staying for dessert.
Soft cotton tee, perfect for any holiday gathering where you'd like to stay off the menu.
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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